Going bananas

9:54am Thursday 10th July 2008

MORE dangerous than Fill the Fug.

Bitch is back

10:12am Thursday 3rd July 2008

KIM Tate, Sarah King and Lady Tara. Three women, three of Soapland's biggest bitches in Emmerdale (ITV1). There must be something in the water in Yorkshire that brings out the bitch in women.

The Max factor

9:25am Thursday 26th June 2008

I NEED a drink but I won't be going into a Soapland pub.

Gone to blazes

10:31am Thursday 19th June 2008

TELL you what. That Katherine Kelly, who plays Coronation Street's Becky, doesn't half earn her money.

Shocking move

11:02am Thursday 12th June 2008

WHERE are Location Location Location's Kirsty and Phil when you need them? We know the property market is going through a rough patch at the moment but no one could have predicted that the house swap in Coronation Street (ITV1) would go so badly wrong.

Nuts in May

10:20am Thursday 5th June 2008

MAY day, May day. It may be June but EastEnders (BBC1) turns back the clock to Mad May.

Phone fight

10:36am Thursday 29th May 2008

PLACE your bets - who will win the battle between the bookie and the landlord? The feud hots up as cocky bookmaker Dan Dan the Betting Man clashes with Rovers landlord, Steve McDonald and his amazing dancing eyebrows in Coronation Street (ITV1).

Foxy and Roxy

10:41am Thursday 22nd May 2008

FOXY Chelsea Fox has come out of jail a changed woman. But unfortunately not for the better. The poor lass in EastEnders (BBC1) is on a downward spiral into the dangerous world of drugs. And not just the odd aspirin.

Bet of trouble

10:50am Thursday 15th May 2008

THE trouble with Harry is that while Vernon's away cruising - on a ship, not the other kind - Liz wants to play in Coronation Street (ITV1).

Bumpy ride

11:02am Thursday 8th May 2008

IF you're going to faint then it's always handy to do it front of a doctor. When Roxy Mitchell falls lifeless to the floor, Dr Felix is on hand to administer first aid. Any excuse to loosen her clothing in EastEnders (BBC1).

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