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One for the boys
Paul Fraser relives his childhood memories on a family holiday at Butlins
"THERE it is", screamed Joseph,
aged three, barely able to control
his excitement at the
mere sight of Butlins, Bognor
Regis, after spending the last
five hours camped in the back of the car.
With the exception of Santa Claus's visit
at Christmas, he had never given something
such a build up. After weeks of repeatedly
looking out for the adverts on television, the
four-day break he had been promised had
finally arrived.
It was 15 years ago that I enjoyed the last
of four annual holidays to Butlins with my
parents and, without any debate, the memories
of those are still strong and all positive.
Football coaching with 1966 World Cup
winning legends Alan Ball and Geoff Hurst,
splashing around in water-world and jumping
from one fairground ride to another with
some of the boys I made friends with.
Fast-forward a few years to the world of
Billy Bear, and with television characters
like Bob the Builder, Barney and Brum all
lined up to entertain, what more could a little
boy want? Even if Chico was there - you
know the irritating one from X Factor, with
the black, spikey hair and the unbuttoned
shirt. This was a trip that was never going to
fail. Armed with plenty of money in preparation
for a short stay in West Sussex, everything
was in place for a good holiday.
Perhaps it was the enjoyment, the hours
and days of fun which I recalled from my
childhood, that helped to persuade the other
half, Jill, that Butlins was the place for us.
And, maybe it would have been, had it not
been for the fact that our visit coincided with
half term. "There's 4,000 guests here during
this week alone," said one of the workers as
we chatted while we waited for the takeaway
pizza in Papa Johns to arrive. "Then you've
got the rest who come on
day passes. You get
the picture?"
How did my parents cope with such
strains? After all, we used to go in the middle
of summer, the six-week holidays, when
it must have felt like the whole world had
arrived in Bognor.
The difference, I have been told by my parents,
is that I was old enough to be left alone
in a resort with, seemingly, a whole world to
explore.
Little Joseph, in 2008, felt the same way. It
was just that I was playing daddy this time
around and, wow, it was a bit of a wake-up
call. Oh, the stress.
Let me explain the positives. Butlins prides
itself on providing entertainment for children
and, without any doubt, my son loved
every minute of it. He would go back
tomorrow.
Along with the fantastic shows at no extra
charge that must capture every child's
imagination and a water world full of
slides and rides, there were plenty - or
"hundreds" to quote the Butlins
brochure - of things to do.
A giant wooden
fort to climb, rows
of slot machines
and arcades to
abuse, a huge
soft play area
for children of
all ages and activities
such as bowling,
snooker and
pool.
A new crazy golf -
which surprisingly
you have to pay to play
- has been constructed,
while there has been a
revamp of the Sun & Moon pub
that has proved to be very popular
for families and adults on stag and
hen weekends.
Over £1m has been spent on updating
Butlins for this summer,
following on from the £1.5m that
was forked out on improving the
accommodation 12 months ago. The
changes are evident and worthwhile.
Since my last visit to Bognor in the
early 1990s, there has been a welcome
addition to the options of accommodation
at the resort formerly known as South
Coast World. As well as the four
types of apartments, ranging from
Standard through to Gold suites,
there are now a number of
rooms available in the threestar
Shoreline Hotel.
There are three different
types of room in the boat-shaped
hotel. We stayed in one of Columbus Quarters,
which was classed as superior to the
Hook's Cabins, but inferior to one of the Nelson's
Staterooms.
The latter comes with a private balcony or
patio, with a telescope, although the Quarters
we stayed in were exceptionally well presented.
Every one has a flat-screen TV and
DVD in both the main and childrens' room,
with partial sea view or garden patio.
The Shoreline is run independently of the
resort, although each guest still has the day
pass that gets you around all the attractions.
The modern hotel has its own restaurant and
bar, which serves up a delicious breakfast.
Kids, apparently, love Butlins at Bognor
Regis, Skegness or Minehead, and the evidence
clearly suggests they certainly do.
TRAVEL FACTS
The Shoreline Hotel, Bognor Regis, is
offering two-night breaks throughout
May and June with prices starting
from £35pp based on a family of four
(two adults and two children aged 2-
14) sharing a Columbus Quarters on a
room-only basis.
For more information or to book a
Shoreline Break call 0845-070-4730 or
visit www.theshoreline
hotel.com. (The maximum call charge
is 2p per minute from a BT landline.
Calls from other networks may vary.)
Prices at any of the Butlins resorts
start from £55pp per break based on
selected mid-week breaks in June and
on a family of four sharing a Silver
self-catering apartment.
From May onwards, for the first time,
Cartoon Networks' biggest stars
appear live in an interactive game
show. The Super
Toontastic Game
Show stars
Johnny Bravo,
Ben 10's alien
hero Fourarms,
scientist
extraordinaire
Dexter and his
sister Dee Dee,
deadly
showstopper
Grim, imaginary
friend Bloo,
mischievous Edd,
Agent 5 from Kid Next Door and
Skatoony's Chudd, with Ben 10
himself appearing via satellite.
10:07am Saturday 10th May 2008
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