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The buzzing Back Room truly deserves to be at the forefront on any list of places to eat.
JOURNALISTS call this bit
the intro. It's where the
most salient or unusual bit
of the story is meant to be.
It should at once be recorded,
therefore, that the sun shone last
Wednesday evening.
It streamed, striped, from somewhere
west of the motorway and
through the Back Room window of
the Three Horse Shoes in Leamside,
simultaneously warming a debate
about how Venetian blinds came so to
be named.
Not even The Lady of the House
knew; though (of course) she waffled
a bit. Not even Google can suggest a
satisfactory explanation - not what
you might call an open and shut casement,
anyway. It may be an example
of the seriously myopic leading the
blind, but theories would be welcome.
Over a three-course supper we also
fell to discussing the difference between
"imply" and "infer", between
"alternatives" and "options" - you
can only have one alternative - and
between "cultured" and "cultivated".
The place over the road sold cultivated
grass, though whether it had
read the Complete Works of Shakespeare
- or even The Merchant of
Venice - was another matter entirely.
Leamside, at any rate, is a former
colliery place - the pub's in Pit House
Lane - about three miles east of
Durham. West Rainton, where memory
suggests that the local pit was
called the Adventure, is nearby.
The bar's a classic, up to nine hand
pumps - mostly from micro breweries
- real cider, bare floors, good crack. A
pity about the flat-screen televisions,
it seems to me, and yet more incongruous
because the Back Room
restaurant is blessedly music-free.
Last time we were there, the restaurant
had been but a gleam in the eye
of Daryl Coates, who had the highlyacclaimed
Saltgrass pub in Sunderland
and still runs the Kings in Sunderland
and the Old Courtyard, the
former Biddick Arts Centre, in Washington.
The Courtyard even won a Radio 2
award for the country's best folk club.
The guy's a bit of a Midas.
Now the Back Room is bustling reality,
one of a number of reader recommendations
- this one from John
Heslop, in Durham - after that little
plea two weeks ago. Thanks for them
all.
It's impressively attired - polished
floors, modern art images, seats out
the back for nights such as this. Main
courses from an interesting menu, as
inexpensive as bangers and mash at
£4.95, sometimes have a Greek flavour
as a salute to the sous chef.
There was pork souvlaki, kleftiko
and, of course, moussaka. It's possible
that the names are as authentic as
the cooking, but the column has a theory
that they're taken at random from
the Athens telephone directory. John
Motson probably practises with them
before the European Championships.
So it's Wednesday evening, 7.30pm,
and the place is heaving. Stowed out.
Talk about heat and kitchen, it must
be like a boys' own Adventure in
there, though they appear manfully
to be coping.
Never mind Gordon Ramsay, even
the urbane Sir Alf might have a word
or two to say under such pressure.
When a table becomes free, it's almost
immediately bagged again. In
the Victorian pits it was called hot
bedding, though this was altogether
more enjoyable. Food for two about
£40.
She'd started with mussels with a
tomato and basil sauce, served in the
sort of pot in which a comic book cannibal
might have had someone for tea.
The sauce, she thought, was a particularly
good idea.
I'd begun with the souvlaki, probably
left back for some Greek Premier
League side, a sort of kebab with a
genuinely Mediterranean salad. It
was followed by a fleshy, finely
flavoured Cajun chicken. The courgette
fritter could have been fitter, but
the accompanying vegetables were
excellent.
The Boss in turn thought her sea
bream fillet fresh and frolicsome,
served with a roast vegetable salad.
Our puddings -chocolate and hazelnut
and lemon tarts - were perhaps a
bit too cloying but overall it was one
of the most enjoyable experiences for
ages. Honest; swear blind.
■ The Three Horse Shoes,
Leamside, Durham - 0191-584-2394.
Food seven lunchtimes and six
evenings. No problem for the
disabled.
BECAUSE the day's labour is
unending, we headed from
Leamside down the A1 to the
Surtees Arms, in Ferryhill Station.
It was the launch night of the inhouse
brewery and since it's at the
rear, the brewery's called The Yard of
Ale - the perfect excuse for just nipping
out the back.
Alan and Susan Hogg took over the
Surtees, off the A1 at Bradbury, early
last year. Already committed to real
ale - he declines to sell smooth stuff,
much less to sup it - he now makes
his own.
The only casualty, alas, has been
the pub football team which changed
in the brick outhouse before it was
commandeered for higher things.
The debut brew is a 3.8 bitter called
First Yard, and having travelled precious
little further than that, it was
in great good nick.
Alan's a former engineer, a good
lad and a realist. "I know that pubs
and publicans are going out of business
all the time, but I was determined
to brew my own," he says.
"If the Surtees and its brewery
close, it certainly won't be for the
want of hard work." The Yard yardstick's
highly encouraging.
DARLINGTON CAMRA has
again produced a free glossy
guide to its branch area's 120
real ale outlets - and not one, it might
be whispered, whose door the column
has failed to darken.
Last year we were so enthusiastic
about it - "Magnificent, meticulously
detailed, beautifully produced and
enthusiastically executed" - that the
encomium is reproduced on this
year's front cover.
The good news is that it's again invaluable,
comprehensive and as occasionally
idiosyncratic as ever. Few
other guides might note "a fine display
of saucy postcards in the gent's"
(at the Rose and Crown, Romaldkirk),
a "statuesque railway guard" (presumably
having a long wait for a train
at the Old Well in Barnard Castle) or
the plaque at the Hole in the Wall in
Darlington Market Place which
marks the exploits of former landlord
George Butterfield, an Olympian exactly
100 years ago.
As with all good consumer guides,
the prescient may occasionally even
be able to read between the lines. It's
available at any of the pubs thus embraced.
and finally, the bairns wondered if
we knew why the butterfly couldn't
get into the dance.
Because it was a moth ball, of
course.
8:41am Tuesday 1st July 2008
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